Girl: “Have you fled from Jail?”
Guy looks up surprised.
Girl: “No water at home?”
Guy is baffled.
Girl: “Ran out of toiletries?”
Guy remains stunned.
Girl: “Trying to look old and serious?”
Guy looks blank.
Girl: “Being the human pumice stone?”
Guy doesn’t attempt to answer.
Girl: “Or the matchbox?”
Guy remains quiet.
Girl: “A surface for filing nails, maybe?”
Guy is looking for the link.
Girl: "Medical reason?"
Guy shakes his head.
Girl: “You can be good for broom finish surfaces”
Wondering what is happening in this union,
He asks, “What is going on?”
Girl: “What’s with the stubble?”
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